My name's Kostas Katsouranis. I'm Greek. Today I will tell you the origin of my people.

The origin of our history begins with a beautiful Goddess called Athens. She is older than the Minoic civilization, the people of Atreides, and Agamemnon.

She wasn't born from a human like us. She was created by Zeus. There's a lot of cool vases that show her adventures. She was strong like her waepons and she really knew how to cause a big headache to her father, however,  Hephaestus result Zeus' problems with a strong blow on his head. The price for such a relief was take his daughter as a wife. Zeus totally agreed with it. However, his beautiful daughter of bright black eyes didn't like her future husband. Like, he was kind of ugly and weird, you know. So they started a real fight, and Hephaestus was so horny with the possibility to take Athens only for himself that he ejaculated on the floor, when their bodies touched eachother during the fight. His sperm droped on the floor and the mother earth sucked his seed. Finally, a little boy sprang out from the earth and Athens became a mother, the wish of all Greek woman.

Kostas Katsouranis c 2010